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Thread: Daddy's tummy
01-17-07, 10:23 PM #1
A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down, and retreats. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen; she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks "What were you and dad doing? "
The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and Sometimes I have to get on top of it to help to flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," says the boy.
"Why is that?" .. Asked his mom puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it back up again."The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
01-17-07, 10:27 PM #2
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
01-17-07, 11:49 PM #3
01-18-07, 12:27 AM #4
Would someone give him some rep for me - please!!!!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
01-18-07, 01:01 AM #5
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
01-18-07, 01:07 AM #6
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