Purina Diet

[markw76]

> I was in a supermarket buying a large bag of Purina
> for the dog and got in line to check out.
>
> A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>
> I was feeling a bit playful so on impulse, I told her no, I was
> starting The Purina Diet again. I added that I probably
> shouldn't do this because even though I had list 50 pounds
> the last time, I had wound up in intensive care with tubes coming
> out of everywhere and IV's in both arms.
>
> Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the
> story. She was totally buying it.
>
> I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
> works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and
> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The Purina
> package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to
> try it again.
>
> Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me
> and was that why I ended up in the hospital?
>
> I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and two
> cars ran off the road and a third one hit me.
>
> I thought the lady was going to have a syncopal episode.

[Jenna]

This sounds distressingly similar to BEK's story.

http://www.lawenforcementforums.com/...ad.php?t=12139

Awww, now I'm totally disillusioned--I thought BEK was talking about something he actually did! Does he not even have a dog named Lola?

[markw76]

Well, I just got it in my email...at least I put mine in the joke thread...oh, he did too. You're easy, aren't you?

[Jackalope]

You're easy, aren't you?

Now THAT'S funny!