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01-17-07, 10:32 PM #1
A Marine walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then
casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art
watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Marine explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The Marine smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's
an hour fast."The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
01-17-07, 10:36 PM #2
That was good!**********************
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
01-18-07, 12:26 AM #3
Is that one of your pick-up lines?Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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01-18-07, 12:34 AM #4
Yeah... "Pickup lines most likely to get you slapped in a bar"
It may play different in Arkansas, though.
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01-18-07, 02:12 AM #5
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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