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    Talking Civilian Friends vs. Cop Friends

    I found this on a different forum and knew I had to post it here!



    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
    COP FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
    COP FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
    COP FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    COP FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we %*$&% up...but hey, that shit was fun as hell!"

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
    COP FRIENDS: Laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your privates.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    COP FRIENDS: Steal each others stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
    COP FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    COP FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that' s what the crowd is doing.
    COP FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
    COP FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
    COP FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
    COP FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along and try to steal free drinks all night

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
    COP FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste..That's alcohol abuse!!!"

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
    COP FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
    COP FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
    COP FRIENDS: Will knock them the $*%& out!!

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
    COP FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    I'm glad you guys enjoyed it...
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    -Winston Churchill

 

 

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