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    The Indian

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun

    in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

    He says to the waiter:

    "Want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

    He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

    The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,

    turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,

    causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere

    and then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns.

    He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling

    another male buffalo with the other.

    He walks up to the counter and says to

    the waiter

    "Want coffee."

    The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!

    We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.

    What was all that about, anyway?"

    The Indian smiles and proudly says .

    "Training for position in United States Congress:

    Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,

    leave mess for others to clean up,

    disappear for rest of day.

    Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia

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    Talk on, talk on.

    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    Ha ha!

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    Well, if he wanted to train right, he'd go on vacation for at least two weeks after that one day.
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