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    From Iraq

    A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah
    when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured
    and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was
    an American Marine in a similar but less serious
    state.

    The Marine was conscious and alert as first aid was
    given to both men.

    The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
    happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed
    and moving north along the highway here, and coming south
    was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
    both took cover in the ditches along the road."

    "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable,
    lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy
    is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal democrat
    drunk."

    "So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like
    a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by
    yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

    "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking
    hands, when a truck hit us"


    No offense intended for our Democrats.
    The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.



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    I like that one.

    And offense to Dems was intended..............
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    I love it, sent it to my democrat friends.

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