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01-22-07, 10:49 AM #1
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah
when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured
and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was
an American Marine in a similar but less serious
The Marine was conscious and alert as first aid was
given to both men.
The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed
and moving north along the highway here, and coming south
was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and
both took cover in the ditches along the road."
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable,
lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy
is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal democrat
"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like
a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by
yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking
hands, when a truck hit us"
No offense intended for our Democrats.
The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
01-22-07, 11:31 AM #2
I like that one.
And offense to Dems was intended.........................................................
01-22-07, 01:25 PM #3
I love it, sent it to my democrat friends.
01-22-07, 04:42 PM #4"I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
~Mighty Mighty Bosstones~
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