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    bufford408 is offline Just green and furry all over
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    Having mom over for dinner

    Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
    During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
    noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom
    had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie,
    and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
    while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more
    between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's
    thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
    assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
    Gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you ?" Brian said,
    "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be sure. So he
    sat down and wrote.

    Dear Mom:

    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
    not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
    that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Brian

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
    read:

    Dear Son:

    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that
    you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
    Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
    ladle
    by now.

    Love, Mom
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    Didn't know that you knew my family,,,,hmmmm

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    Apparently his mother is as much of a sneaky bitch as mine... I love my mom, but she can weasel info out of anybody. She needs to work as an interrogator at Gitmo.
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    and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


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    Now I know what happened to my spare set of car keys....

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    Nice.
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    I would pass"
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bufford408 again.
    Dammit - it's a conspiracy! I can never give you Rep!!!!
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