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01-22-07, 10:10 AM #1
Having mom over for dinner
Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom
had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie,
and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more
between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's
thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
Gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you ?" Brian said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be sure. So he
sat down and wrote.
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
Love, MomThe opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
01-22-07, 10:29 AM #2
01-22-07, 12:45 PM #3
Didn't know that you knew my family,,,,hmmmm
01-22-07, 12:54 PM #4
Apparently his mother is as much of a sneaky bitch as mine... I love my mom, but she can weasel info out of anybody. She needs to work as an interrogator at Gitmo."Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect
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and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
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01-22-07, 01:30 PM #5
Now I know what happened to my spare set of car keys....
01-22-07, 03:47 PM #6
Nice."I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
~Mighty Mighty Bosstones~
01-22-07, 08:52 PM #7You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bufford408 again.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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