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    Class teacher ......

    A teacher stands at the front of the class of small children, draws a picture of a penis on the blackboard and says to the class

    "Can anyone tell me what this is called, or what its for?"

    A little boy raises his hand and says

    " I don't know what its called, but my daddy has two. a little one for weeing out of, and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth....."


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