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Thread: Black Balls
01-22-07, 11:03 PM #1
A man is lying in a hospital bed, wired up with drips and monitors, breathing with the aid of an oxygen mask. A young lady comes around the ward with the tea and newspaper trolley. Approaching him she asks if there is anything she can do for him. The guy looks at her, and through his mask he asks
"Are my testicles black?"
"I'm sorry but i'm not medical staff, i'll have a go though, if you want"
"Oh please have a look for me, i'm really worried; are my testicles black?"
Taking pity on his obvious distress, she looks around the ward and seeing no medical staff around, says ...
"Alright i'll have a look for you"
She pulls back the bedcover, lifts his dick out of the way and, cupping his balls in her hand tells him, with a note of relief in her voice,
"No they look fine to me"
The patient pulls of his oxygen mask and says...
"what are you doing? I said, are my test results back?"
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia
01-23-07, 12:10 AM #2
Oops on her part! Haha. Nice.Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
02-04-07, 01:37 AM #3jrae Guest
hahahahahahaha. that is too funny.
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