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Thread: FDA Labels for Beer
01-24-07, 06:18 AM #1
FDA Labels for Beer
The FDA is considering some additional new warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, here are a few:
12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your pants.
7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear".
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
Last edited by Roses; 01-24-07 at 09:37 AM.
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01-24-07, 06:22 AM #2
That's funny, but true
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01-24-07, 10:11 AM #5
The good news is; the bottles are going to have to be a hell of a lot bigger to hold that label.
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