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01-24-07, 08:30 PM #1
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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01-24-07, 08:40 PM #2GrasshopperVerified LEO
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ouch. Sounds like something my wif would say.
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
01-24-07, 09:15 PM #3
Gotta love it.. Hilarious!
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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