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01-26-07, 06:24 AM #1
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Ask their parents
to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the
kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Tony, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a
pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then
she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens!" said the horrified teache r. "What kind of moral did
your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the f--- away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
01-26-07, 08:22 AM #2
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
- author unknown
01-26-07, 08:43 AM #3
Right on Aunt Karen
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