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    Redneck and the Gorilla

    I am a redneck so I have the right to laugh at this, and pass it along. Can't say, I ever found myself in this type of situation though.

    A small West Virginia zoo had in a new, very rare species of gorilla.

    Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
    Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
    was in season. To make matters worse, and because of its rarity, there
    was no male gorilla available.

    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby
    LeeWalton, a redneck, part-time worker responsible for cleaning the
    animal cages.

    Bobby Lee, wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but possessed
    ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

    The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

    Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition: Would he be willing to
    mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

    Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
    matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
    accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

    "First," he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The Keeper
    readily agreed to this condition.

    "Second," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The
    Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

    "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want the young'uns raised up Southern
    Baptist." Once again, the Keeper agreed.

    "And last of all," Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week
    to come up with the $500.00".
    Facta non verba
    "The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity and that's not fair!" Konrad Adenauer,

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    That's awesome

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