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01-26-07, 09:35 PM #1
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For the Cheeseheads
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard from Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"
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01-26-07, 10:04 PM #2
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01-26-07, 10:53 PM #3
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I'm tearing up here, and I'm not sad or slicing onions!
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01-26-07, 11:46 PM #4
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hahahahaha!
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01-27-07, 03:13 AM #5
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Since he's not a Bears fan, i thought he'd be a Colts fan! LOL
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01-27-07, 03:41 AM #6
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Originally Posted by pc830cop
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" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
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01-27-07, 08:20 AM #7
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I understand you are from California, so I know your judgment is clouded and I will forgive you for thinking that the Hoosiers even have a snowballs chance in hell. Originally Posted by pc830cop
"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
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Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."
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01-28-07, 03:42 AM #8
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I think the cold weather has frozen the blood going to your brain!
Really, I'm more of a Manning fan. While I was stationed in New Orleans and attending Tulane, I saw him when he was a kid. I knew he would make it big some day.
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"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
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There are gains for all our losses
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But, when youth, the dream, departs
It takes something from our hearts
And it never comes again
"Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts
The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War
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01-28-07, 03:57 AM #9
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01-31-07, 08:39 AM #10
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I've seen it before with Minnesota teams
Funny as hell.
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01-31-07, 08:58 AM #11
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Originally Posted by bird1
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"Stupid should hurt."
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01-31-07, 12:20 PM #12
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Always picking on the Cheeser's! That is an oldie but a goodie! I hope the Bears go down faster than Rosie when she spots an M&M on the floor!
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01-31-07, 12:36 PM #13
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to keith758 again.
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01-31-07, 12:56 PM #14
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What's the difference between a Cheesehead and a Dickhead?
The Illinois State line.For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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01-31-07, 04:58 PM #15
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i like F.I.B myself Originally Posted by keith758
" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
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01-31-07, 06:08 PM #16
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I would NEVER refer to my brethren to the south in such a disparaging, disrespectfull manner.....oh, wait a minute, yes I would! Originally Posted by bird1
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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