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    Hurry before it starts....

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, and said to
    his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little
    puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick,
    bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
    gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

    "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
    your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
    around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash
    and iron all day long?"

    The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
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    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


    "I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
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