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    Five Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

    FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

    5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

    4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

    3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!"

    2. Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

    And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk....

    1. Raise your head slowly and say, "....In Jesus' name, Amen."
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    love your avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountyFourteen View Post
    love your avatar
    ty..just gotta figure how to make the nipple wiggle..that's how the org. avatar suppose to work.
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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    Hahaha those were funny....nice post...
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