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    jrae Guest

    Talking Fart Football:


    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
    passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

    The old man replied, "It's fart football."

    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie

    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
    "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7"

    Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
    "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.

    He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since
    defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
    accidentally shits in the bed.

    The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

    The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"

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    Oh man....lol

    "I used to care
    but now I take a pill for that"

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    Nasty. Okay, so, let me introduce you to a little known rule on LEF. Women do not fart, nor do they imply they fart.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.



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