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    Wink virgins worst nightmare

    A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
    and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
    big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
    after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
    for the first time.

    * * * * * * * * *

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
    before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
    some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
    the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
    He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
    sex.

    * * * * * * * * *

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
    condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
    pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
    thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    * * * * * * * * *

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
    house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
    so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    * * * * * * * * *

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
    where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
    offers to say grace and bows his head.

    * * * * * * * * *

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
    with his head down.

    * * * * * * * * *

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    * * * * * * * * *

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
    girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
    boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

    * * * * * * * *

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
    father was a pharmacist."

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