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    What's your fine?

    This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done
    it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. So tell us...what's your fine?

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    Smoked pot -- $10

    Did acid -- $5

    Ever had sex at church -- $25

    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next
    to you -- $40

    Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

    Had sex for money -- $100

    Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20

    Vandalized something -- $20

    Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

    Beat up someone -- $20

    Been jumped -- $10

    Crossed dressed -- $10

    Given money to stripper -- $25

    Been in love with a stripper -- $20

    Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10

    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

    Ever drive drunk -- $20

    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

    Used toys while having sex -- $30

    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

    Went skinny dipping -- $5

    Had sex in a pool -- $20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

    Cheated on your significant other -- $10

    Masturbated -- $10

    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close
    friend -- $20

    Done oral -- $5

    Got oral -- $5

    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

    Stole something -- $10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

    Made a nasty home video -- $15

    Had a threesome -- $50

    Had sex in the wild -- $20

    Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

    Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

    Went streaking -- $5

    Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

    Been arrested -- $5

    Spent time in jail -- $15

    Peed in the pool -- $0.50

    Played spin the bottle -- $5

    Done something you regret -- $20

    Had sex with more than 2 people in 24 hours -- $100

    Had sex with your best friend -- $20

    Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

    Had anal sex -- $80

    Lied to your mate -- $5

    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

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    990.50 But it's been fun. BTW you didn't say what your fine was.

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    yea... i lost count as well...

    do we fine ourselves for each time one of these offenses occurred?
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    Lets just say more fine than jmur but less than TXPO.
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    saw this on myspace....my fine is 795.00

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    $135.00
    Same wiith me, $135.00. Must be an "Lt." thing!
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    All of you without a .50 at the end of your fine are liars!!!
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    985.50 had to use a damn calculator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Patten View Post
    yea... i lost count as well...

    do we fine ourselves for each time one of these offenses occurred?
    I was wondering that as well because I would be close to the national debt if we did.
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    160.50. Im with Jewell on this one, those of you without the .50 at the end are liars! lol

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    Not sure if its good or bad but 475.50.

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    $440.50 could be worse
    12 hours, 6124 casts, 2 follows, and 1 strike. I sure hope tomorrow is this good.

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    My wife just got 1075.50 I think I need to have a chat with her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawdog32 View Post
    My wife just got 1075.50 I think I need to have a chat with her

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