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02-05-07, 07:32 AM #1
Paying Attention
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students . The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
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02-05-07, 02:03 PM #2
Nasty!
Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
-Winston Churchill
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02-05-07, 02:47 PM #3
Now thats funny.
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02-05-07, 03:20 PM #4jrae Guest
Totally grossed me out......considering I was eating a PB & J when I read it....yuck
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02-05-07, 03:42 PM #5
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LMAO!!!!! I like this professor
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02-05-07, 03:51 PM #6
Yuck!!!!!!!
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02-10-07, 12:56 PM #7
Thats funny!!!
Gross, but funny!
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02-10-07, 02:28 PM #8
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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02-10-07, 08:54 PM #9
First time I heard that it was worse, it was people in med school working on cadavers.
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