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02-05-07, 08:32 AM #1
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students . The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
02-05-07, 03:03 PM #2
Nasty!Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
02-05-07, 03:47 PM #3
Now thats funny.
02-05-07, 04:20 PM #4jrae Guest
Totally grossed me out......considering I was eating a PB & J when I read it....yuck
02-05-07, 04:42 PM #5Patrol Monkey
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LMAO!!!!! I like this professorThe opinions expressed in this post do not reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency, Police Chief, or any other member or employee of my department or municipality.
02-05-07, 04:51 PM #6
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
02-10-07, 01:56 PM #7
Thats funny!!! Gross, but funny!It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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02-10-07, 03:28 PM #8
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02-10-07, 09:54 PM #9
First time I heard that it was worse, it was people in med school working on cadavers.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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