19 ways to a girls heart!

jrae · 02-05-07, 09:31 PM

19 ways to a girls heart!

1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her.
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12.Wipe away her tears
13. Love her with all your heart.
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
& DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!!
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close
19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "i love you"

**cntryboy0531** · 02-05-07, 09:43 PM

I found this funny as hell. How old was the fuckstick that wrote this?

CopsRCool302 · 02-05-07, 09:45 PM

a way to a womens heart is, Just being yourself. I Love You CB2

**jmur5074** · 02-05-07, 09:50 PM

Brad....if I ever catch you doing anything on that list, you will be official refered to as "Man-Bitch."

hahahaha!!!

**Crimebytes2** · 02-05-07, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by CopsRCool302

a way to a womens heart is, Just being yourself. I Love You CB2

Focus on #13 and the rest will fall into place. Right, CRC?

**Vendetta** · 02-05-07, 10:06 PM

I prefer through the ribs

**Pedro56** · 02-05-07, 10:39 PM

I could care less about the heart I was thinking more along the lines of her panties.

jrae · 02-05-07, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Pedro56

I could care less about the heart I was thinking more along the lines of her panties.

haha. typical male response.

**CelticCop** · 02-05-07, 10:44 PM

Pedro... If ya want in her panties (more than once) ya need to pay heed. Say what you will, but the lass is right. The fastest and easiest way to her panties is through her heart.

And before you guys start yelling for my Man Card, ya can't have it. I have more right to one than most. But I won't get into that unless there is no way around it... and only then through PM...

jrae · 02-05-07, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by CelticCop

Pedro... If ya want in her panties (more than once) ya need to pay heed. Say what you will, but the lass is right. The fastest and easiest way to her panties is through her heart.

And before you guys start yelling for my Man Card, ya can't have it. I have more right to one than most. But I won't get into that unless there is no way around it... and only then through PM...

I heart CelticCop.....that's a real man for ya'll. Some of ya'll boys need to pay attention

He's a ladies man!

**Pedro56** · 02-05-07, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by CelticCop

Pedro... If ya want in her panties (more than once) ya need to pay heed. Say what you will, but the lass is right. The fastest and easiest way to her panties is through her heart.

And before you guys start yelling for my Man Card, ya can't have it. I have more right to one than most. But I won't get into that unless there is no way around it... and only then through PM...

If you were a true Celt then you would know that the easiest way into a girls panties is hollow promises and many pints of a good stout. I hear Jager bombs do the trick now.

**CelticCop** · 02-05-07, 11:13 PM

Ok... Lemme just say that I am a TRUE Celt. But, at the same time I am a very dominant person... I understand what motivates men AND women. Now... The fastest way under a lass's skirt is through hollow promises and copious amounts of liquor. But then ya have to deal with her brothers/father/uncles. Thus, the easiest way into her knickers is through the things recently posted... Even for someone as dominant as me. And if ye find the right lass, ya may find that she'll not be the only lass ya get a shot at... (If ya know what I mean)

**CelticCop** · 02-05-07, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by stokerress

i like hugs from behind..lol

Soooooo.........

Ya know what... I can't take advantage of that one. I want to SOOOOOOOOO bad. but it would just be so wrong to fuck with something so sweet.

**CelticCop** · 02-05-07, 11:42 PM

Actually, that was merely me being nice.... (stage 1) Now, gimme time and a little less distance and I'll have ya thinking you've hit paydirt. And the lass on the end of the leash would be egging me on... She likes ya too. At least what she's read so far.

**CelticCop** · 02-05-07, 11:55 PM

I don't do leashes...
Besides I wasn't talking about YOU... I was speaking of another lass. You don't have the proper temprament to be leashed... You're a sweet girl, but No, I don't think you would do well on a leash.

The Dark Lord has spoken.