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    19 ways to a girls heart!

    19 ways to a girls heart!

    1. Hugs from behind.
    2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).
    3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
    4. Cuddle with her.
    5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
    6. Write little notes.
    7. Compliment her Honestly.
    8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
    9. Be super sweet to her.
    10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
    11. Comfort her when she cries.
    12.Wipe away her tears
    13. Love her with all your heart.
    14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
    15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
    16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her!
    & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!!
    17. Take her for a long walk at night!
    18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close
    19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "i love you"
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    I found this funny as hell. How old was the fuckstick that wrote this?

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    a way to a womens heart is, Just being yourself. I Love You CB2

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    Brad....if I ever catch you doing anything on that list, you will be official refered to as "Man-Bitch."

    hahahaha!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsRCool302 View Post
    a way to a womens heart is, Just being yourself. I Love You CB2
    Focus on #13 and the rest will fall into place. Right, CRC?

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    I could care less about the heart I was thinking more along the lines of her panties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    I could care less about the heart I was thinking more along the lines of her panties.
    haha. typical male response.

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    Pedro... If ya want in her panties (more than once) ya need to pay heed. Say what you will, but the lass is right. The fastest and easiest way to her panties is through her heart.

    And before you guys start yelling for my Man Card, ya can't have it. I have more right to one than most. But I won't get into that unless there is no way around it... and only then through PM...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CelticCop View Post
    Pedro... If ya want in her panties (more than once) ya need to pay heed. Say what you will, but the lass is right. The fastest and easiest way to her panties is through her heart.

    And before you guys start yelling for my Man Card, ya can't have it. I have more right to one than most. But I won't get into that unless there is no way around it... and only then through PM...
    I heart CelticCop.....that's a real man for ya'll. Some of ya'll boys need to pay attention He's a ladies man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CelticCop View Post
    Pedro... If ya want in her panties (more than once) ya need to pay heed. Say what you will, but the lass is right. The fastest and easiest way to her panties is through her heart.

    And before you guys start yelling for my Man Card, ya can't have it. I have more right to one than most. But I won't get into that unless there is no way around it... and only then through PM...
    If you were a true Celt then you would know that the easiest way into a girls panties is hollow promises and many pints of a good stout. I hear Jager bombs do the trick now.
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    Ok... Lemme just say that I am a TRUE Celt. But, at the same time I am a very dominant person... I understand what motivates men AND women. Now... The fastest way under a lass's skirt is through hollow promises and copious amounts of liquor. But then ya have to deal with her brothers/father/uncles. Thus, the easiest way into her knickers is through the things recently posted... Even for someone as dominant as me. And if ye find the right lass, ya may find that she'll not be the only lass ya get a shot at... (If ya know what I mean)
    "Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect

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    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
    and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


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    Quote Originally Posted by stokerress View Post
    i like hugs from behind..lol

    Soooooo.........

    Ya know what... I can't take advantage of that one. I want to SOOOOOOOOO bad. but it would just be so wrong to fuck with something so sweet.
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    "You! On your knees!" -Green Jello

    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
    and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


    "You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow

    Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.

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    Actually, that was merely me being nice.... (stage 1) Now, gimme time and a little less distance and I'll have ya thinking you've hit paydirt. And the lass on the end of the leash would be egging me on... She likes ya too. At least what she's read so far.
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    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
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    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


    "You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow

    Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.

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    I don't do leashes...
    Besides I wasn't talking about YOU... I was speaking of another lass. You don't have the proper temprament to be leashed... You're a sweet girl, but No, I don't think you would do well on a leash.

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    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
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    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


    "You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of..." Cmdre. Norrington "Ah, but you have heard of me." Capt. Jack Sparrow

    Warning my statements do not reflect the policies, procedures or views of my agency. As a matter of fact, they think I'm just as nuts as you do, so shove it and blow it out of your fart tube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vendetta View Post
    I prefer through the ribs
    +1

    Simple and practical. What's not to like?

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    I wonder how many of these were part of Terminator's marriage proposal....
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