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    What A Woman Wants In A Man

    What A Woman Wants In A Man
    <b>What women want in a man at age 22:
    1. Handsome
    2. Charming
    3. Financially successful
    4. A caring listener
    5. Witty
    6. In good shape
    7. Dresses with style
    8. Appreciates finer things
    9. Full of thoughtful surprises
    10. An imaginative, romantic lover

    What women want in a man at age 32:

    1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
    2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
    3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
    4. Listens more than talks
    5. Laughs at my jokes
    6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
    7. Owns at least one tie
    8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
    9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
    10. Seeks romance at least once a week

    What women want in a man at age 42:

    1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
    2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
    3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
    4. Nods head when I'm talking
    5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
    6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
    7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
    8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
    9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
    10. Shaves most weekends

    What women want in a man at age 52:

    1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
    2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
    3. Doesn't borrow money too often
    4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
    5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
    6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
    7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
    8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
    9. Remembers your name on occasion
    10. Shaves some weekends

    What women want in a man at age 62:

    1. Doesn't scare small children
    2. Remembers where bathroom is
    3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
    4. Only snores lightly when asleep
    5. Remembers why he's laughing
    6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
    7. Usually wears some clothes
    8. Likes soft foods
    9. Remembers where he left his teeth
    10. Remembers that it's the weekend

    What women want in a man at age 72:

    1. Breathing
    2. Doesn't miss the toilet</b>
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    It's true just ask my wife; I'm 60.

    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stokerress View Post
    You forgot one..A man that can last longer in the bedroom longer than a Fu#### minute...lol
    Longer in the bedroom than the bathroom?

    We are the thin blue line
    between you
    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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    hahahaha. well.....Term better check this out....to know what is expected of him huh??? haha jk ya'll

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    Hey Stokerress... how about all those places and a half dozen more and about an hour and a half...
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    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


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