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02-07-07, 08:59 AM #1jrae Guest
Funny death prediction game
Ok ya'll......this is a new "FUN" game. Follow the link, and it will give you a death prediction. Please post the first one that it gave you.
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
This is my death prediction:
Jennifer: At age 44 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
So, what's yours?
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02-07-07, 09:09 AM #2
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cidp24: At age 51 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
But I HATE peanut butter!*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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02-07-07, 09:17 AM #3
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Rob: At age 59 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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02-07-07, 10:00 AM #4
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02-07-07, 10:06 AM #5
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02-07-07, 10:42 AM #6
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At age 105 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.
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02-07-07, 11:05 AM #7
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That's encouraging.Ronin Wrrior: At age 66 you will die lonely and alone.
"Stupid should hurt."
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02-07-07, 11:56 AM #8
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conalabu: At age 44 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
Wow.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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02-07-07, 11:58 AM #9
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Is that a hint to stay away from spicy foods?
Originally Posted by conalabu
"Stupid should hurt."
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02-07-07, 12:37 PM #10
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Andrew: At age 35 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
Sucks.
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02-07-07, 12:45 PM #11
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I cheated.Jackalope: At age 129 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
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02-07-07, 12:51 PM #12
Press HARD, 5 copies
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02-07-07, 01:18 PM #13
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At age 65 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
In Spain? Ok...
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02-07-07, 01:29 PM #14
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Adam: At age 71 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
Damn cheese!Calm Like A Bomb...
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02-07-07, 01:56 PM #15
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02-07-07, 02:47 PM #16
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02-07-07, 03:00 PM #17
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At age 96 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
Excellent!
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02-07-07, 03:03 PM #18
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Chris: At age 41 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.
I do this now
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02-07-07, 03:03 PM #19
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FSCF isn't going to like this one but
Robert: At age 68 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
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02-07-07, 05:05 PM #20
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Chris: At age 53 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
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