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    Arrow new game...I dry humped a goat because I'm a ninja.

    Ok ya'll, pick your birth month, the day, and what color shirt you have on, them.......type it out and make a sentence.

    I'll go first.........
    April 15, grey

    my sentence:


    I dry humped a goat because I'm a ninja.

    .............................. .......ok your turn .............................. ....

    Pick the month you were born:

    January------I kicked

    February-----I loved

    March---------I smoked

    April-----------I dry humped

    May-----------I choked on

    June----------I murdered

    July-----------I did the Macarena With

    August-------I had lunch with

    September--- I danced with

    October------I sang to

    November---- I yelled at

    December---- I ran over



    Pick the day (number) you were born on:

    1-------a birdbath

    2-------a monster

    3-------a phone

    4-------a fork

    5-------a Mexican

    6-------a gangster

    7-------my cell phone

    8-------my dog

    9-------my best friends' boyfriend

    10-------my neighbor

    11-------my science teacher

    12-------a banana

    13-------a fireman

    14-------a stuffed animal

    15-------a goat

    16-------a pickle

    17-------your mom

    18-------Some one Hot

    19-------myself

    20-------a baseball bat

    21-------a ninja

    22-------Chuck Norris

    23-------a noodle

    24-------a squirrel

    25-------a football player

    26-------my sister

    27-------my brother

    28-------an ipod

    29-------a permanent marker

    30-------a llama

    31-------A homeless guy



    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

    White--------because I'm cool like that

    Black---------because that's how I roll.

    Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

    Red----------because the voices told me to.

    Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

    Green---------because I hate myself.

    Purple--------because I'm cool.

    Gray----------because I was drunk

    Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

    Orange-------because I hate my family.

    Brown--------because I was high.

    Other---------because I'm a ninja.

    None----------because I can't control myself

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    I smoked my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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    I yelled at someone hot because I was drunk

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    I smoked a ninja because that's how I roll!

    Sneaky way to get people to give up their birthdays. I expect a card.

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    i yelled at a monster cuz im cool like that!







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    I did the macarena with a permanent marker because im cool like that
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    I danced with a football player because I hate myself.
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    I yelled at your mom because I was high.

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    I sang to a monster because I was high.

    Dang I hope I got that right, PUI.
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    I had lunch with a banana because I can't control myself...

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    Ok, O GOT to post this for my wife cause it's hilarious.

    She dry humped our dog because that's how she rolls.
    OMG my side is killing me we are laughing so hard!!
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    I sang to a birdbath because I can't control myself......

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    i kicked a fork because that's how I roll.
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    That is History.
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    I dry humped myself because that's how I roll

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    I dry humped my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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    I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want.




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    I did the macarena with a noodle because i am sexy and do what i want!

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    I smoked Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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