new game...I dry humped a goat because I'm a ninja.

[jrae]

Ok ya'll, pick your birth month, the day, and what color shirt you have on, them.......type it out and make a sentence.

I'll go first.........
April 15, grey

my sentence:


I dry humped a goat because I'm a ninja.

.............................. .......ok your turn .............................. ....

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked

February-----I loved

March---------I smoked

April-----------I dry humped

May-----------I choked on

June----------I murdered

July-----------I did the Macarena With

August-------I had lunch with

September--- I danced with

October------I sang to

November---- I yelled at

December---- I ran over



Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------my cell phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------Some one Hot

19-------myself

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a permanent marker

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red----------because the voices told me to.

Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green---------because I hate myself.

Purple--------because I'm cool.

Gray----------because I was drunk

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange-------because I hate my family.

Brown--------because I was high.

Other---------because I'm a ninja.

None----------because I can't control myself

[Just KC]

I smoked my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
(thank goodness I dont have a brother) lol

[BabyGirl]

I yelled at someone hot because I was drunk

[BEB]

I smoked a ninja because that's how I roll!

Sneaky way to get people to give up their birthdays. I expect a card.

[drillsgt98th]

i yelled at a monster cuz im cool like that!

[bird1]

I did the macarena with a permanent marker because im cool like that

[Jackalope]

I danced with a football player because I hate myself.

[deputysykes]

I yelled at your mom because I was high.

[Cidp24]

I sang to a monster because I was high.

Dang I hope I got that right, PUI.

[countybear]

I had lunch with a banana because I can't control myself...

[Cidp24]

Ok, O GOT to post this for my wife cause it's hilarious.

She dry humped our dog because that's how she rolls.
OMG my side is killing me we are laughing so hard!!

[spd110]

I sang to a birdbath because I can't control myself......

[Ivory]

i kicked a fork because that's how I roll.

[rob84]

I had lunch with chuk norris because I was drunk.

[Emily]

February 3, White


I love a phone because I'm cool like that.

[OFK]

I dry humped myself because that's how I roll

::::groans:::

[10-42Adam]

I dry humped my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[Buttercup]

I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[JCSO8]

I did the macarena with a noodle because i am sexy and do what i want!

[jlb66]

I smoked Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.