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02-09-07, 09:04 AM #1
How to be a better cop
Remember: all of your equipment was furnished by the lowest bidder.
- Never plant a piece of evidence with your initials engraved on it.
- Whatever you’re doing -- try not think about it. Poets search themselves. You’re a cop: you search crack-whores.
- I don’t care what neighborhood you’re in -- the people there hate you and do not want you there. You will never be their hero, unless you die in a terrorist attack.
- If they’re talking to you -- they’re lying.
- There is always a camera filming you. I don’t care if you’re in a locked bathroom stall, twelve stories underground, in an abandoned house on the moon: some jackass has a cell-phone camera and is filming you. So SMILE -- and don’t hit anybody with your flashlight.
- White shoplifters go to therapy, because they have issues. All others go directly to jail.
- If they’re breaking the law, they think you’re Dirty Harry, a gun-crazed supercop who’s knows everything and is onto them. If they called you, they think you’re totally incompetent.
- Handcuffs hurt -- because THAT’S how they were designed. If the perp didn’t want his wrists chaffed, he should have learned a trade other than car-jacking.
- Tazers speak louder than words.
- They didn’t put that gun on you to feng shui your belt.
- Being a cop means never having to say your sorry.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
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02-09-07, 09:46 AM #2
Amen brothaNo one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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02-09-07, 12:11 PM #3Tazers speak louder than words.
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
02-09-07, 03:39 PM #4
Good shit!Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
02-09-07, 04:45 PM #5
Tell it brother, tell it!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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