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    For y'all in the cold

    May 30th:
    Just moved to Dallas, Texas. Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!
    I watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket.
    It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

    June 14th:
    Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem.
    Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
    What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper.

    June 30th:
    Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today.
    Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

    July 10th:
    The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used
    to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But getting
    used to the heat and humidity is taking longer that I expected.

    July 15th:
    Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body).
    Missed 3 days of work What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

    July 20th:
    I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000 leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and shits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

    July 25th:
    The wind sucks.. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is not working and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

    July 30th:
    Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?

    Aug. 4th:
    It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Stupid repairman. I hate this stupid city.

    Aug. 8th:
    If another wise ass asks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

    Aug. 9th:
    Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my ass was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat!

    Aug. 10th:
    The weather report might as well be a damn recording.
    Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert? Water rationing now, so my $1700 worth of cactus just dried up and blew into the damn pool. Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

    Aug. 14th:
    Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 115 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

    Freaking Texas. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live
    here?!!

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    Thats some funny shit there, I dont care who you are!!!!
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    ROFL!

    Do you think you could point your fans to the Northeast? (Aim them this way, please!)

    With the wind chill we were below zero last week.

    As I walk on the sidewalk my legs sink into the snow and it goes up past my knees. They are finally snow blowing our sidewalks.

    When I was a kid, I loved days like this. We would stay outside for hours and play in the snow. We would come home shivering from the cold and our hats, gloves, scarves, pants, and socks would either be frozen or soaked. My mom had us change into dry clothing and then had us sit by the heater while she made hot chocolate for us. Sometimes she had us run our hands under the faucet to warm them up. Our faces would be all red. We would do the same thing day after day. Those were some fun days!

    On the weekends we would go sledding or tobaggoning. Sometimes we would go to the ice skating rings. Snow forts and snow ball fights! Angels in the snow. Yep, it was fun to grow up in the snow!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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