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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
    enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    (Hardly seems worth it.)


    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
    produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    (Now that's more like it!)


    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
    to
    squirt blood 30 feet.

    (O.M.G.!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
    death. (Creepy)

    (I'm still not over the pig.)



    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

    (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)


    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
    its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

    ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")


    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
    the length of a football field.

    (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)



    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    (Hmmmmmm......)


    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
    left-handed
    people.

    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

    (okay, so that would be a good thing)



    A cat's urine glows under a black light.

    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    ( I know some people like that.)


    Starfish have no brains

    (I know some people like that too.)



    Polar bears are left-handed.

    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)



    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

    (What about that pig??)


    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your
    turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to
    bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.In other words, send it to
    everyone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1sgkelly View Post
    Now you know why the girls call cops pigs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1sgkelly View Post
    Now you know why the girls call cops pigs.


    HA HA you wish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1sgkelly View Post
    Now you know why the girls call cops pigs.


    OMG ... That's too funny!! good one 1sgkelly I have a sound clip if I knew how to upload it that my son put on the computer that he got from someone on base, about 1st sgt. It's pretty funny. (yeah, random I know, but your name reminds me of everytime I see it)


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