Welcome to the APBWeb.
Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: too old...?

  1. #1
    Victor N TN Guest

    too old...?

    A young man walking through the park one morning noticed an older fella sitting on a park bench crying. He couldn't help but to stop and ask what was wrong.
    The old timer looked at him and said "I'm 76 years old yesterday. I have a 29 year old wife who adores me. We have sex twice a day, since the little blue pill came around. My stocks have tripled in the last two weeks..."
    the young man was astounded," so why are you crying?"
    an the old man, with a heavy sigh "I can't remember where I live!"

  2. #2
    jrae Guest

  3. #3
    jrae Guest

  4. #4
    10-42Adam's Avatar
    10-42Adam is offline Major
    Supporting Member Lvl 3
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    Rep Power
    That wife, all the sex, all the money, and all his stocks ain't worth shit if he can't find his way back to them! Haha...
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill



Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts