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    Who's? getting older?

    Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
    Thinking, "surely I Can't Look That Old?" Well......you'll Love This
    One!

    I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New
    Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.

    Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same
    Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-oddyears Ago.

    Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?

    Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This
    Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To
    Have Been My Classmate.

    Hmmm .......or Could He???

    After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park
    High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I Had A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

    "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

    He Answered, "in 1965. Why Do You Ask?"

    "you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.

    He Looked At Me Closely.

    Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-b_____ Asked,

    "what Did You Teach?"
    Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.

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    I've just never been tested
    I'd like to think that if I was,
    I would pass"
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    oh shit..that was good!!
    It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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