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    Don't tease little old ladies!

    Subject: Don't Tease Little Old Ladies



    Defense Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:
    I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:
    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

    Defense Attorney:
    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:
    Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
    Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.

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    Now that was just cruel...
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    Thats just funny!!!
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    Go on you lil old lady...I would have shot his ass too!

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    Very funny!
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