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    Bill and Hillary

    BILL AND HILLARY

    Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, "Bill, I
    have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and
    secure my presidential victory in 2008."
    Great, but how do you propose we go about that," asked Bill? "Well,"
    Hillary responded, "we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy
    clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop
    at the pound and pick up a Labrador."
    "When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle
    America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and
    show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".
    A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at
    heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually
    they arrived at just the place they were looking for.
    With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They stepped up to the
    bar,the Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you Bill and
    Hillary Clinton ?" Hillary answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely
    town you have here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested
    that we stop and take in some local color."
    They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the bartender and
    proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with
    anyone who would listen.
    All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer
    comes in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked
    underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door. A few
    moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog,
    lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left
    the bar.
    Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers
    came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
    Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the
    bartender over. "Tell me" said Hillary, "why did all those old
    farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some
    sort of old custom?" "Good Lord no," said the bartender. "Its just
    that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with
    two assholes!."
    Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.

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