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02-22-07, 02:07 PM #1Victor N TN Guest
Man of the house
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."
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02-23-07, 01:04 PM #2jrae Guest
This is hilarious....Term better pay attention. haha. jk.
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02-23-07, 02:30 PM #3
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Right on!!!
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02-23-07, 02:35 PM #4
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Victor, making jokes at the expense of the male of our species really puts your "Mancard" in jeopardy!!! I'd suggest coming forth with something on the order of: "Why do women have smaller feet?" "So they can stand closer to the stove."
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02-23-07, 02:59 PM #5Victor N TN Guest
Keith...
Keith,
I just post them when I find them. I'll probably get hits from the ladies when I start a round of "Blonde" jokes. My wife and one daughter and one grand daughter are BLONDE...
Originally Posted by keith758
Victor, making jokes at the expense of the male of our species really puts your "Mancard" in jeopardy!!! I'd suggest coming forth with something on the order of: "Why do women have smaller feet?" "So they can stand closer to the stove."
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02-23-07, 04:15 PM #6
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Both my daughters are blond. I just tell the jokes reaaaaaalllll slow!
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02-23-07, 04:20 PM #7
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Thats not nice to talk about them that way Dad. Originally Posted by keith758
Both my daughters are blond. I just tell the jokes reaaaaaalllll slow!
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02-23-07, 04:27 PM #8
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Yeah, like they're gonna get it anyways! Originally Posted by Pedro56
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02-23-07, 04:30 PM #9
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Ok... Why would you be dumb enough to go and tell her that after years of marriage? Ya gotta find one that's into that kind of thing before ya marry them. I know I have. And it's a good thing. But then again, she gets treated like a queen even when she's on the end of her leash.
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