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    What not to say

    Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...


    10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

    9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.

    8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?

    7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.

    6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.

    5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

    4. Can you believe it! Those shit heads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!

    3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?

    2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

    1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
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    How about, "It's amazing how much your daughter looks like my Mom."
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

    Winston Churchill

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    ya'll are not right on the head.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    I'm partial to "She looks just like my first wife."

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    What are my intentions?

    Why the same as yours; at my age sir.


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    And no you can't have any.

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    hahahahaha

 

 

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