Why the Ladies all love Terminator.

**Trojan 42** · 02-24-07, 07:58 AM

Terminator and Trojan 42 are wandering through the magical forest minding their own business when all of a sudden they come across a clearing in the forest.

The sun shone down into this clearing and in the middle was a rock and upon this rock was a shiny, kettle like, object glimmering in light.

Both Terminator and Trojan 42 were amazed at this find and picked up the shiny kettle. Terminator rubbed the kettle and - as usual in these kind of stories - there was a puff of smoke.

When the smoke had cleared a frog with a crown upon his head sat there with a glazed expression upon his face.

"You have awoken me from my eternal slumber and therefore I have to grant you 3 wishes each."

Terminator quickly shouted "I wish all the females in the magical forest were attracted to me!"

A bang and a blinding explosion followed

"Done" said the frog

"It is now Trojans turn" said the frog

Trojan paused, thoughtful for a moment, and said "I wish for a motorcycle helmet"

"Granted!" said the frog and with a puff of smoke Trojan had new motorcycle helmet upon his head.

Terminator then excitedly made his 2nd wish.

"I wish all the females in the Magical Kingdom would lust after me"

another puff of smoke followed and the wish was granted.

Trojan then had his 2nd wish.

"I wish for a Harley Davidson!"

In an instant a roaring Harley appeared between Trojans legs!

"Third wish Terminator"

"I wish all the females in the world would worship me and fancy me and would do anything to be with me, make all females in the world attracted to ME!"

"Your wish is my command" croaked the frog.

"Your final wish Trojan..."

"I wish..........." Trojan paused...fastened his Helmet and revved the Harley......"I wish. That Terminator was Gay!!!!" before speeding off into the distance.

And now you all know why.

**213th** · 02-24-07, 08:01 AM

And this also explains the racy PM's I get from Terminator...

**Lo523** · 02-24-07, 08:12 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trojan 42 again.

**213th** · 02-24-07, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Lo523

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trojan 42 again.

I got him for ya

**GOOSE** · 02-24-07, 08:33 AM

Terminator! Get u a harley and turn it all around before its to late dude.

**jmur5074** · 02-24-07, 12:11 PM

That was AWESOME!!!

hahahaha

**JLK** · 02-24-07, 02:29 PM

quite humorous

jrae · 02-25-07, 10:23 PM

hahahahahaha

**Terminator** · 02-25-07, 10:28 PM

Who says the English don't have a sense of humor!!!

**Hannibal** · 02-26-07, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by Trojan 42

Trojan then had his 2nd wish.

"I wish for a Harley Davidson!"

Originally Posted by Trojan 42

"I wish..........." Trojan paused...fastened his Helmet and revved the Harley......"I wish. That Terminator was Gay!!!!" before speeding off to Virginia.

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