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    Pigeon plague

    The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of
    pigeons
    in
    Phoenix.

    The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All
    of
    Phoenix
    was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk
    on
    the
    sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to
    try
    to
    keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

    One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a
    proposition.
    "I
    can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without
    cost
    to
    the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.
    Or,
    you
    can pay me five million dollars and ask one question."

    The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free
    proposition.

    The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened
    his
    coat,
    and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the
    air
    and
    flew
    up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in
    Phoenix
    saw
    the
    blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The
    Phoenix
    pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out
    of the
    city.

    The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to
    the man
    atop
    City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man
    and
    the
    blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid
    Phoenix
    of
    the plague of pigeons.

    Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the
    mayor
    presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told
    the man
    that,
    indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they
    had
    agreed
    to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he
    decided to
    pay
    the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question.

    The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his
    question.

    The mayor asked:

    "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
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    you are going to pc hell for that one.

    well, does he have a blue mexican.

    does he have a list of his different blues.


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