Pigeon plague

[bufford408]

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of
pigeons
in
Phoenix.

The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All
of
Phoenix
was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk
on
the
sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to
try
to
keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a
proposition.
"I
can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without
cost
to
the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.
Or,
you
can pay me five million dollars and ask one question."

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free
proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened
his
coat,
and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the
air
and
flew
up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in
Phoenix
saw
the
blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The
Phoenix
pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out
of the
city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to
the man
atop
City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man
and
the
blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid
Phoenix
of
the plague of pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the
mayor
presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told
the man
that,
indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they
had
agreed
to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he
decided to
pay
the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question.

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his
question.

The mayor asked:

"Do you have a blue Mexican?"

[JLK]

you are going to pc hell for that one.

well, does he have a blue mexican.

does he have a list of his different blues.