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Thread: Pigeon plague
02-24-07, 11:56 AM #1
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of
The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All
was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk
sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to
keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a
can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without
the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.
can pay me five million dollars and ask one question."
The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened
and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the
up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in
blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The
pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to
City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man
blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid
the plague of pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the
presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told
indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they
to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he
the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his
The mayor asked:
"Do you have a blue Mexican?"
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02-24-07, 02:13 PM #2
you are going to pc hell for that one.
well, does he have a blue mexican.
does he have a list of his different blues.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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