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    Brad's female uroligist

    There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field.

    So, Brad goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."

    Brad did as the doctor instructed and said, "99".

    The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."

    Again, Brad says, "99."

    The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis.

    Now take a deep breath and say 99."

    Brad slowly says, "One. . . two. . . three."
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    Poor Brad
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