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02-27-07, 12:53 PM #1
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Doctor visit
VISIT TO THE DOCTOR
"Don't laugh!" said Ted the patient.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient".
"Okay then", Ted said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest "whoo-ha" the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't
have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was able to
struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry", said the
doctor. "I really am -- I don't know what came over me. On my honor
as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen", Ted replied.Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.
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02-27-07, 01:12 PM #2
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02-27-07, 04:50 PM #3jrae Guest
suck for that dude....AAA battery. i bet his woman is cheatin on him. I would.hahahaha.
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02-27-07, 05:16 PM #4
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02-27-07, 05:22 PM #5
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I'm pretty sure I know that guy!!!!! My room-mate in nursing school was dating several police officers. One of the guys said he was always worried about his size until he saw the other one in the shower at the academy and he didn't feel so bad because that guy's was smaller. Several months later she heard the exact same story from the second guy. I don't think she would rate either one of them as a AAA size but maybe a "c" battery. I can't help but think of that every time I see either one of them..................
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02-27-07, 10:45 PM #6
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And just how did she see them? Originally Posted by cidp24a
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And no you can't have any.
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02-27-07, 10:50 PM #7
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poor brad... Originally Posted by jrae
No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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02-28-07, 10:05 AM #8
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Hahaha, I'm no professional, so I can laugh freely
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02-28-07, 04:58 PM #9
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Apparently you don't know my nickname...."Hugh G. Rection." JRae's not cheating on me. How do I know? Cause I'm packin'. Originally Posted by jmur5074
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02-28-07, 05:57 PM #10jrae Guest
hahaha.........can we say conceited much??? love u term.
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02-28-07, 06:28 PM #11
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Me conceited, hells yeah! Originally Posted by jrae
Love you too baby! You're the greatest.
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02-28-07, 07:03 PM #12
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I love you too sweet pants. Originally Posted by Terminator
Love you too baby! You're the greatest.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
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02-28-07, 07:07 PM #13
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Back at ya, sweet ass. Originally Posted by jmur5074
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02-28-07, 07:21 PM #14jrae Guestso i see whats going on here.......Term, you say your "packin" so i guess between the two of you, jmur5074.....has the AAA battery problem. As long as you can cope with his dysfunctional manhood in your relationship, then I guess it's cool with me. if you ever need to talk about it let me know. i guess you call him sweet ass for a reason......bc he is totally lackin in the other department. damn, what a shame!!! Originally Posted by Terminator
Back at ya, sweet ass.
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02-28-07, 07:42 PM #15
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Leave his sweet ass out of this! Originally Posted by jrae
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02-28-07, 08:05 PM #16jrae Guestwould you rather talk about you....sweet pants? Originally Posted by Terminator
Leave his sweet ass out of this!
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03-01-07, 12:42 AM #17
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brad's new book "how to have fun with a millimeter peter" comming soon to a store near you.
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on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
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(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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03-01-07, 08:43 AM #18
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Yeah. Lets' talk about sweet pants. Originally Posted by jrae
No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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03-01-07, 12:57 PM #19jrae Guestso what wanna know about sweet pants????? ask away? i have the inside hook up on it.........let me know Originally Posted by jmur5074
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03-02-07, 11:19 AM #20
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My bad..I thought he misspelled Rectum... Originally Posted by Terminator
Apparently you don't know my nickname...."Hugh G. Rection." JRae's not cheating on me. How do I know? Cause I'm packin'.
Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.
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