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    Doctor visit

    VISIT TO THE DOCTOR
    "Don't laugh!" said Ted the patient.

    "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
    professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient".
    "Okay then", Ted said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
    revealing the tiniest "whoo-ha" the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't
    have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
    then fell laughing to the floor.

    Ten minutes later he was able to
    struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry", said the
    doctor. "I really am -- I don't know what came over me. On my honor
    as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.

    Now what seems to be the problem?"


    "It's swollen", Ted replied.
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    suck for that dude....AAA battery. i bet his woman is cheatin on him. I would.hahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrae View Post
    suck for that dude....AAA battery. i bet his woman is cheatin on him. I would.hahahaha.

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    I'm pretty sure I know that guy!!!!! My room-mate in nursing school was dating several police officers. One of the guys said he was always worried about his size until he saw the other one in the shower at the academy and he didn't feel so bad because that guy's was smaller. Several months later she heard the exact same story from the second guy. I don't think she would rate either one of them as a AAA size but maybe a "c" battery. I can't help but think of that every time I see either one of them..................
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    Quote Originally Posted by cidp24a View Post
    I'm pretty sure I know that guy!!!!! My room-mate in nursing school was dating several police officers. One of the guys said he was always worried about his size until he saw the other one in the shower at the academy and he didn't feel so bad because that guy's was smaller. Several months later she heard the exact same story from the second guy. I don't think she would rate either one of them as a AAA size but maybe a "c" battery. I can't help but think of that every time I see either one of them..................
    And just how did she see them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrae View Post
    suck for that dude....AAA battery. i bet his woman is cheatin on him. I would.hahahaha.
    poor brad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    poor brad...
    Apparently you don't know my nickname...."Hugh G. Rection." JRae's not cheating on me. How do I know? Cause I'm packin'.

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    hahaha.........can we say conceited much??? love u term.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrae View Post
    hahaha.........can we say conceited much??? love u term.
    Me conceited, hells yeah! Love you too baby! You're the greatest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Love you too baby! You're the greatest.
    I love you too sweet pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    I love you too sweet pants.
    Back at ya, sweet ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Back at ya, sweet ass.
    so i see whats going on here.......Term, you say your "packin" so i guess between the two of you, jmur5074.....has the AAA battery problem. As long as you can cope with his dysfunctional manhood in your relationship, then I guess it's cool with me. if you ever need to talk about it let me know. i guess you call him sweet ass for a reason......bc he is totally lackin in the other department. damn, what a shame!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrae View Post
    so i see whats going on here.......Term, you say your "packin" so i guess between the two of you, jmur5074.....has the AAA battery problem. As long as you can cope with his dysfunctional manhood in your relationship, then I guess it's cool with me. if you ever need to talk about it let me know. i guess you call him sweet ass for a reason......bc he is totally lackin in the other department. damn, what a shame!!!
    Leave his sweet ass out of this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Leave his sweet ass out of this!
    would you rather talk about you....sweet pants?

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    brad's new book "how to have fun with a millimeter peter" comming soon to a store near you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jrae View Post
    would you rather talk about you....sweet pants?
    Yeah. Lets' talk about sweet pants.
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Yeah. Lets' talk about sweet pants.
    so what wanna know about sweet pants????? ask away? i have the inside hook up on it.........let me know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Apparently you don't know my nickname...."Hugh G. Rection." JRae's not cheating on me. How do I know? Cause I'm packin'.
    My bad..I thought he misspelled Rectum...
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