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02-27-07, 02:44 PM #1
The 2 statues in a park
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of
a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a
pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky
and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient
through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you
have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and
The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would
you care to do it again?"
He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly
replies, "Oh, yes, let's!
But let's change positions.
This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its
And What Were You Thinking????...........................................
02-27-07, 11:42 PM #2
Are you a turtle?
You younger kids might not get this.
We are the thin blue line
and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
02-28-07, 10:57 AM #3
Haha, that's funnyAlpha Phi Sigma Alum - Alpha Delta Chapter
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