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    The 2 statues in a park

    There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of
    a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a
    pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky
    and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
    The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient
    through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you
    have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do
    the most."
    He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind
    the shrubbery.
    The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
    Giggling ensues.
    After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and
    laughing.
    The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would
    you care to do it again?"

    He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly
    replies, "Oh, yes, let's!
    But let's change positions.

    This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its
    head."

    And What Were You Thinking????
    ...........................................

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    You younger kids might not get this.

    Tuff shit.

    We are the thin blue line
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    and all the money in the world.

    And no you can't have any.

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