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    3 surgeons

    Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
    surgeries they had performed.




    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
    case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached
    them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
    England.




    The second surgeon said. "That's Nothing. A young man lost an arm and
    both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
    gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.




    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
    woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
    into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
    was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's a$$. I was able to put them
    together and now she's a senator from New York.
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