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02-27-07, 01:49 PM #1
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
The second surgeon said. "That's Nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's a$$. I was able to put them
together and now she's a senator from New York.
02-27-07, 02:03 PM #2" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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02-28-07, 10:45 AM #3
Haha, classic!Alpha Phi Sigma Alum - Alpha Delta Chapter
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