3 surgeons

[Star Man]

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.




One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England.




The second surgeon said. "That's Nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.




The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's a$$. I was able to put them
together and now she's a senator from New York.

[bird1]

[KaiGywer]

Haha, classic!