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    Walking Eagle

    Two weeks ago in up state New York, Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to
    address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation. She spoke for
    almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's
    present standard of living, should she one day become the first female
    President.

    She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES"
    for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the
    Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic
    about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers."

    At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
    plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator
    then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

    A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come
    to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking
    Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

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