Nasa

**dapples** · 02-28-07, 08:18 PM

"I thought the only space traveler who wore a wig and an adult diaper was
William Shatner." -David Letterman

"When she was arrested, she was carrying a wig, a steel mallet, some duct
tape, and a knife. Or as OJ calls it, an overnight bag." --Jay Leno

"She told the police she was involved with another astronaut, and that it
was 'more than a working relationship, but less than a romantic
relationship' -- or as the Clinton's call that, marriage." -Jay Leno

"It turns out the female astronaut was trying to kidnap the other woman
because they're both in love with the same astronaut. The male astronaut
was disappointed the female astronaut was arrested and said, 'I was hoping
to get some tang.'" --Conan O'Brien

"As you know, she went to court yesterday and was released in her own
incontinence." -Jay Leno

"How about that story, you know the NASA astronaut? When they caught her,
she was wearing a wig and an adult diaper. There was a lot of confusion,
because originally, authorities thought she was Elton John." --David
Letterman

"She drove 900 miles in a diaper. That's pretty amazing. Britney Spears
can't even make it around the block in her underpants." --David Letterman

The astronaut love triangle. I love that one. NASA hasn't had this much
press since they faked that moon-landing thing in the '60s." --Craig
Ferguson

"Of course, since this is America, people capitalize on these things . . .
have you seen these? Huggies with the 'Astronaut fit?'" --Jay Leno

"This female astronaut ... tried to kidnap and murder another NASA
engineer, who was her romantic rival. She put on a wig and attacked the
other woman with pepper spray and a BB gun, after driving 900 miles from
Houston to Orlando, Florida, in diapers, so she wouldn't have to stop to
pee. She drove 900 miles wearing diapers, thus breaking the old record set
by Larry King." --Jay Leno

"I guess you know the big story today. Houston, we have a problem. Oh my
god! The woman astronaut told police she was involved in a relationship
with another NASA astronaut that was 'more than a working relationship but
less than a romantic relationship.' or as NASA calls that, an unauthorized
docking procedure." --Jay Leno