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    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
    decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
    Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
    time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
    was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
    became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some

    When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
    her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
    anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
    often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
    directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am now older and wiser. I am looking for a girl with big tits.
    "Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible actions." ~ George Washington.

    A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers.

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    Wise man, I sit at your feet to learn.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.



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