Welcome to the APBWeb.
Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    Star Man's Avatar
    Star Man is offline Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    11-21-06
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    1,349
    Rep Power
    157413

    The golfer and 3 wishes

    An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.

    Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big
    bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him.

    Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over
    the little guy, reviving him.

    "Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.

    "I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer says.

    "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so
    whaddya want?"

    "Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want
    anything. I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize." And the golfer walks
    off.

    "What a nice guy, " the Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something
    for him.
    I'll give him the three things I would want...a great golf game, all the
    money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."

    A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is
    back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the
    Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

    "T'was me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just want
    to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"

    "My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. I'm a famous golfer now." He
    adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're doing all right." "Oh, I'm fine
    now, thankye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know.

    And tell me, how's yer money situation?"

    "Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. When I need cash, I just
    reach in my pocket and pull out $100.00 bills I didn't even know were
    there!"

    "I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?"

    The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly,
    "It's OK."

    "C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I did a
    good job. How many times a week?"

    Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once, sometimes
    twice a week."

    "What??" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or twice
    a week?"

    "Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a
    small parish!!"
    ...........................................

  2. #2
    Rhino's Avatar
    Rhino is offline Meat-eater & Fire-breather
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    02-08-07
    Location
    Georgia
    Posts
    2,524
    Rep Power
    1750835
    Guffaw!
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

 

 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •