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03-05-07, 01:54 PM #1
Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians
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My new car......
My New Car:
I bought a new Lexus 350 a week ago and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "Ass Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this car!
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NO OFFENSE MEANT CHOUB, JUST A JOKE I'M FORWARDING................................
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03-05-07, 02:35 PM #2
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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LMAO...
thats funny
when the french stop being a-holes I will apologize for saying this...
lol
omg i had two friday FLY by a school bus stopped.. i was PEEE OOOOOD.....http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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03-05-07, 02:56 PM #3
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Damn, I just repped you for a different post, but this one deserves it too!"I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
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03-05-07, 03:12 PM #4
Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians
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Originally Posted by Jackalope
Damn, I just repped you for a different post, but this one deserves it too!
Thank you for saying so
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03-06-07, 01:36 PM #5
*insert witty remark here*
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Did you ever yell "fucking kids" and Michael Jackson came on?
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03-06-07, 03:47 PM #6
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Thats a good one.
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