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    This Weeks Caption the photo contest 3/6/07

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
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    In other news... Janet Reno shows off a thong which she claims she stole from Nancy Pelosi during the last Democratic National Committee Convention, Weenie Roast, and Majong Tournament held in scenic Waterloo, Iowa...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
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    Jenna shows off what's new and hot at the DNC.
    "Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you.
    He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night.
    The only thing clean on him is his weapon.
    He doesn't worry about what workout to do---his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him.
    The True Believer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either wins or he dies.
    He doesn't go home at 1700; he is home.
    He knows only the Cause.
    Now, who wants to quit?"

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    The only good place for a liberal.
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    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
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    Gozling! I didn't know you were a Liberal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758 View Post
    Gozling! I didn't know you were a Liberal!
    (having this sent to keith758 via any other member, since I am not talking to him)... tell him...

    you can call me fat ... you can call me stupid...

    but dont ever call me a liberal

    lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    (having this sent to keith758 via any other member, since I am not talking to him)... tell him...

    you can call me fat ... you can call me stupid...

    but dont ever call me a liberal

    lol...
    I apologize. That is a low blow.
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Damn.........how much is the bikini wax gonna cost???????

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    I do have to say that considering the standard to which Liberals subscribe to beauty in their party, (Janet Reno, Madeline Allbright, Rosie O'Donnel, etc.) this babe is pretty hot!
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    The latest scratch and sniff from Fredericks. One size fits all. Discontinued due to no sales.
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    and IM going to throw up
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


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