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    I'm glad I was alone

    Name a time when you were glad that you were alone...funny or serious.


    To get you started....hehehe


    The time I danced naked in front of a mirror.
    Last edited by perdure; 03-09-07 at 03:14 AM.
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    Okay this game either sucks or it's too hard...but anyway here are a few more that I thought of.

    I once tripped and fell into some dog poo getting it all over my pants, luckily no one saw me.

    I didn’t have to wait on someone to finish using the bathroom the day I had diarrhea.

    I was watching a really funny movie on TV and laughed out loud causing juice to squirt from my nose.

    When I passed gas in the store.

    When I accidentally bumped into a tree, because I wasn’t paying attention.

    The time I didn’t take a shower for 5 days.
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    are you serious? wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by perdure View Post
    The time I didnít take a shower for 5 days.
    Damn! I'm glad you were alone too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Damn! I'm glad you were alone too!
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    That is the point...they don't have to be true.

    But in all honesty I really didn't take a shower once for 5 days...I just forgot to mention I had the flu.

    This was just for a writing project, no big deal, just thought I could get a few extra ideas.
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    I sharted once, I was alone at home, it was bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stokerress View Post
    The time I danced naked in front of a mirror.

    Doesn't everybody dance naked in front of mirror..
    Depends, was this one behind a bar?

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    I'm glad I was alone when the black helicopters came for me, so they didn't capture the other members of my cell.

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    I'm glad I was alone when I read this thread, no one heard my resounding WTF?!?!?!?!
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    I'm glad I was alone the day I was walking to my office carrying a plate full of BBQ Chicken and I tripped and they landed on my nice, white Lt. shirt. I was lucky I had another shirt in the closet in my office!
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    No one saw me cheat when using a nebulizer.
    When I was bored one night and made faces in the mirror.
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    Kieth758 and Kay88 have the idea....those are good.

    I was glad no one was around the day I screamed at my own reflection in the mirror that was at the end of the hallway, after I thought I heard something.

    When I made that new recipe and it didnít turn out right.

    I played with my dog, calling him my pootses, wootses, wittle doggie, woggie. Then fed him the bad recipe.
    If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.


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    A few years ago my cat threw up on the kitchen floor and I slipped and fell in it. Needless to say it made me sick also and I threw up on the floor too! I'm glad I was alone then. But I started laughing at myslef afterwards.
    "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

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    I wish I had been alone when I was helping clear a school and almost shot my own reflection in a window.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

    We are who we choose to be.

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    I'm glad I was alone when I read about the man cutting off his penis. I screamed WTF really loud! LOL
    "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

    "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."


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