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03-09-07, 03:03 AM #1
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I'm glad I was alone
Name a time when you were glad that you were alone...funny or serious.
To get you started....hehehe
The time I danced naked in front of a mirror.
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03-15-07, 12:27 AM #2
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Okay this game either sucks or it's too hard...but anyway here are a few more that I thought of.
I once tripped and fell into some dog poo getting it all over my pants, luckily no one saw me.
I didn’t have to wait on someone to finish using the bathroom the day I had diarrhea.
I was watching a really funny movie on TV and laughed out loud causing juice to squirt from my nose.
When I passed gas in the store.
When I accidentally bumped into a tree, because I wasn’t paying attention.
The time I didn’t take a shower for 5 days.If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
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03-15-07, 02:19 AM #3
its not vendication...its punishment
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are you serious? wtf
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03-15-07, 02:23 AM #4
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Damn! I'm glad you were alone too!
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03-15-07, 07:27 AM #5
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Originally Posted by lewisipso
Damn! I'm glad you were alone too!
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03-15-07, 10:06 PM #6
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That is the point...they don't have to be true.
But in all honesty I really didn't take a shower once for 5 days...I just forgot to mention I had the flu.
This was just for a writing project, no big deal, just thought I could get a few extra ideas.If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
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03-16-07, 09:49 AM #7
Did you press the power button?
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I sharted once, I was alone at home, it was bad.
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03-16-07, 10:26 AM #8
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Depends, was this one behind a bar? Originally Posted by stokerress
The time I danced naked in front of a mirror.
Doesn't everybody dance naked in front of mirror..
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03-16-07, 11:46 AM #9
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I'm glad I was alone when the black helicopters came for me, so they didn't capture the other members of my cell.
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I'm glad I was alone when I read this thread, no one heard my resounding WTF?!?!?!?!
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03-16-07, 01:42 PM #11
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I'm glad I was alone the day I was walking to my office carrying a plate full of BBQ Chicken and I tripped and they landed on my nice, white Lt. shirt. I was lucky I had another shirt in the closet in my office!
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03-16-07, 02:09 PM #12
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When a good song comes on in the car and I sing at the top of my lungs.
No one saw me cheat when using a nebulizer.
When I was bored one night and made faces in the mirror.Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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03-17-07, 12:46 AM #13
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Kieth758 and Kay88 have the idea....those are good.
I was glad no one was around the day I screamed at my own reflection in the mirror that was at the end of the hallway, after I thought I heard something.
When I made that new recipe and it didn’t turn out right.
I played with my dog, calling him my pootses, wootses, wittle doggie, woggie.
Then fed him the bad recipe.
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03-17-07, 01:08 AM #14
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A few years ago my cat threw up on the kitchen floor and I slipped and fell in it.
Needless to say it made me sick also and I threw up on the floor too! I'm glad I was alone then. But I started laughing at myslef afterwards.
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03-17-07, 05:05 AM #15
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I wish I had been alone when I was helping clear a school and almost shot my own reflection in a window.
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03-17-07, 06:51 AM #16
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I'm glad I was alone when I read about the man cutting off his penis. I screamed WTF really loud! LOL
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
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