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    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey....

    > A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders
    > a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around
    > the place.
    > The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,
    > then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps
    > onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
    > sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
    > somehow he swallows it whole.
    > The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what
    > your monkey just did?"
    > The guy says "No, what?"
    > "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"
    > "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He
    > eats everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry.
    > I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff. "He finishes his
    > drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey
    > ate, then leaves.
    > Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his
    > monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey
    > starts running around the bar again. While the man is
    > finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
    > cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,
    > pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a
    > peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
    > out, and eats it.
    > The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
    > monkey did now? he asks.
    > "No, what?" replies the guy.
    > "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up
    > his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
    > "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
    > "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he
    > had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
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