A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey....

[markw76]

> A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders
> a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around
> the place.
>
> The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,
> then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps
> onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
> sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
> somehow he swallows it whole.
>
> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what
> your monkey just did?"
>
> The guy says "No, what?"
>
> "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He
> eats everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry.
> I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff. "He finishes his
> drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey
> ate, then leaves.
>
> Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his
> monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey
> starts running around the bar again. While the man is
> finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
> cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,
> pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a
> peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
> out, and eats it.
>
> The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
> monkey did now? he asks.
>
> "No, what?" replies the guy.
>
> "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up
> his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
>
> "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he
> had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

[mfranklin01]

[KaiGywer]

haha, that made me laugh out loud