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    The Statue

    A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard
    her husband opening the front door.
    "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
    She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him
    with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to,"
    she said, " pretend you're a statue."
    "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered
    the room.
    "Oh it's a statue," she replied. "The Smiths bought
    one and I liked it. So I got one for us, too."
    No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
    Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen
    and returned with a sandwich and a beer "Here," he said
    to the statue, "Have this. I stood like that for two days
    at the Smiths, and nobody offered me a damned thing."
    "Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible actions." ~ George Washington.

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