The Statue

[markw76]

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard
her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him
with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to,"
she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered
the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied. "The Smiths bought
one and I liked it. So I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen
and returned with a sandwich and a beer "Here," he said
to the statue, "Have this. I stood like that for two days
at the Smiths, and nobody offered me a damned thing."

[KaiGywer]

Haha, that's funny