My retirement plan

[RPDP44]

If I ever get to retire, this is how I plan on amusing myself

Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting. Well, for
example, the other day I went downtown and went into a
shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I
came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about
giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating
Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started writing
a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car
that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker
that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun
each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

[KaiGywer]

That's classic!

[kay88]

That's hilarious!