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    Talking My retirement plan

    If I ever get to retire, this is how I plan on amusing myself

    Working people frequently ask retired people what
    they do to make their days interesting. Well, for
    example, the other day I went downtown and went into a
    shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I
    came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
    went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about
    giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and
    continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He
    glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
    worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating
    Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on
    the windshield with the first. Then he started writing
    a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
    I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car
    that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker
    that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun
    each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
    Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.

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    That's classic!
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    That's hilarious!
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