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    Well, isn't that precious?

    Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

    The first lady was a snooty woman who was married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the Midwest.

    When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the snooty woman said, "When my first child was born, my husband built me a mansion."

    The lady from the Midwest commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my
    husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

    Again, the lady from the Midwest commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

    Yet again, the Midwest lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

    "My husband sent me to Charm School," declared the lady.

    "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?" asked the first woman.

    The Midwestern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying, "Who gives a shit?", I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious."
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    Haha, good one! I would have used the first statement to begin with though.
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    great!!

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